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Children Only Fall Asleep To One Thing, Kai Cenat Reading, New Study Finds

Kai Cenat reading to a baby
In the sleepy Connecticut town of Chesterfield, new mother Cathrine says that her unruly two-year-old son Michael has a brain that fills the size of his skull and, if all goes well, both will grow together in the coming years.

Sneajer, Big Head Man Man, Alex Balita: Three Creators Worth Following, Slop Included
Sneajer, Big Head Man Man, Alex Balita
This piece is the second edition of a new monthly series highlighting strange internet creators. Read the first edition here.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: January 25th, 2026

The Jon Mud Interview: Mastermind Josh Clancy On The Alamo, AI And Folk Art
The Jon Mud Interview
At the end of a dirt road in between cornfields, there’s an apartment that looks like a factory. It’s basically Pee-wee’s Playhouse, except all of the furniture is from IKEA.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: October 24th, 2025

The Ibo Eshak Interview: Catching Up With The Creepypasta Character And OG Hood Irony Admin
The Ibo Eshak Interview
Okay, it's 2018. Nothing has ever been on your phone. Seriously. Imagine you just downloaded Instagram and you're in middle school. What do you do next?

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: August 14th, 2025

The Azure4001 Interview: Leo Barrera On Instagram, Reposts And AI IShowSpeed
The Azure4001 Interview
Who I met on the phone challenged my opinions on face reveals, AI slop and the fear of death, as in, a meme page owner’s fear of getting deleted.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: July 18th, 2025

Shawn B, Thoro the Alien and MuckBoy27: Three Instagram Users Worth Following Off A Cliff
Shawn B Thoro the Alien and MuckBoy27
On a clear night, if you stare long enough (if you wish hard enough), a spaceship will cross in front of the moon. There’s an alien inside.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: June 1st, 2025

Insurance Devil: Hate From State Farm
Insurance Devil Hate From State Farm
Imagine, if you will, a man. A neighborly man. A man with every characteristic of a man. From just about every angle you look at him, he is real.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: May 12th, 2025

The Suit Is The Story: The Christopher Coleman Interview
The Suit Is The Story The Christopher Coleman Interview
Christopher Coleman gets dressed every day like everyone else. One foot at a time. One tie at a time. One suit at a time. But it’s the nightly routine that sets him apart from the rest of us.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: May 12th, 2025

Blake Andrews On 'Horse Race Tests' And Reining It All In
Blake Andrews On Horse Race Tests And Reining It All In
Two horses are making out on your Twitter timeline. Another one, that's cyan-colored, is in the corner crying. That kinship you feel, radiating from the stallions, is natural.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 24th, 2025

The Abusive Clown Stroking His Shit Interview
The Abusive Clown Stroking His Shit Interview
On a cold January night when we were all probably balding, I got to speak to the admins of dopeclowncomics.com. I was transported into the shitty room they call a studio.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

The William Banks Party — Photos, Noise, Report
William Banks Party
There's a spot between William Banks' eyebrows that, if laminated, slips, squeaks (just barely), then catches, like running your finger down a cardboard cutout.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

Baby Alien, 'Most Dangerous Man On Instagram' Or 'Greatest Living American Artist?'
Baby Alien Interview
A video of Lois Griffin twerking is your rare Reels pull of the day. Its creator, Baby Alien, is somewhat prolific.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

Dr. Robotnik's Lobotomy: The Return Of Pingas And Why YouTube Poop Is Back

Dr. Robotnik's Lobotomy The Return Of Pingas And Why YouTube Poop Is Back
An interview with Twitter's Gabe and Cake who've led the charge in a YTP revival using the "Adam" voice.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: May 2nd, 2024

The Realeaterforever Interview: A Dialogue With The World's 'First Ethical Male Libra'

The Realeaterforever Interview
He's Instagram's biggest chiller, for now... Maybe his Hollywood career will take off before he reveals his face.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: February 17th, 2024