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Insurance Devil: Hate From State Farm

Insurance Devil Hate From State Farm
Imagine, if you will, a man. A neighborly man. A man with every characteristic of a man. From just about every angle you look at him, he is real.

The Suit Is The Story: The Christopher Coleman Interview

The Suit Is The Story The Christopher Coleman Interview
Christopher Coleman gets dressed every day like everyone else. One foot at a time. One tie at a time. One suit at a time. But it’s the nightly routine that sets him apart from the rest of us.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: May 12th, 2025

Blake Andrews On 'Horse Race Tests' And Reining It All In

Blake Andrews On Horse Race Tests And Reining It All In
Two horses are making out on your Twitter timeline. Another one, that's cyan-colored, is in the corner crying. That kinship you feel, radiating from the stallions, is natural.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 24th, 2025

The Abusive Clown Stroking His Shit Interview

The Abusive Clown Stroking His Shit Interview
On a cold January night when we were all probably balding, I got to speak to the admins of dopeclowncomics.com. I was transported into the shitty room they call a studio.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

The William Banks Party — Photos, Noise, Report

William Banks Party
There's a spot between William Banks' eyebrows that, if laminated, slips, squeaks (just barely), then catches, like running your finger down a cardboard cutout.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

Baby Alien, 'Most Dangerous Man On Instagram' Or 'Greatest Living American Artist?'

Baby Alien Interview
A video of Lois Griffin twerking is your rare Reels pull of the day. Its creator, Baby Alien, is somewhat prolific.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

Dr. Robotnik's Lobotomy: The Return Of Pingas And Why YouTube Poop Is Back

Dr. Robotnik's Lobotomy The Return Of Pingas And Why YouTube Poop Is Back
An interview with Twitter's Gabe and Cake who've led the charge in a YTP revival using the "Adam" voice.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: May 2nd, 2024

The Realeaterforever Interview: A Dialogue With The World's 'First Ethical Male Libra'

The Realeaterforever Interview
He's Instagram's biggest chiller, for now... Maybe his Hollywood career will take off before he reveals his face.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: February 17th, 2024