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Pissmogging True Stories: ‘My Dad Installed A Urinal In Our House’

Pissmogging True Stories
Jake, 18, had school in the morning, but he couldn’t fall asleep. It was 11:30 p.m. on a Sunday, and the sounds of mechanical whirring and buzzing were keeping him up, coming from the other side of his bedroom wall.

Man Behind ‘TheBurntPeanut’ Persona Actually Looks Like A Peanut IRL
Man Behind ‘TheBurntPeanut’ Persona Actually Looks Like A Peanut IRL
A horde of cheering fans filled the front yard of a suburban Chicago home in Homer Glen, Illinois, on Tuesday. Many of them children, and the other half grown Millennial men, held handmade signs that read “Goop” and “Peanut.”

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: March 26th, 2026

The Polycule's Girlfriend's Feet Are Cold, And Unfortunately, It's Blake's Turn To Warm Them
The Polycule's Girlfriend's Feet Are Cold
During this week’s Nor’easter that dumped over a foot of snow on New York City, polycule members James, Blake, Maggie, Mica, and Sebastian hit the sledding hill at their local Brooklyn park.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: February 24th, 2026

Report: The ‘Orlando Asian Mogger’ Has Been Challenged By The ‘Jacksonville Asian Mogger’
Orlando Asian Mogger
On a recent livestream hosted by controversial Kick streamer Clavicular, 19-year-old Dick Eater was recognized by friends and family watching the stream at home.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: February 7th, 2026

Children Only Fall Asleep To One Thing, Kai Cenat Reading, New Study Finds
Kai Cenat reading to a baby
In the sleepy Connecticut town of Chesterfield, new mother Cathrine says that her unruly two-year-old son Michael has a brain that fills the size of his skull and, if all goes well, both will grow together in the coming years.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: January 29th, 2026