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The Doctor Nowhere Interview: Silas Orion Talks Analog Horror, Animation, And His Grandma’s Demon Encounter

Inside the Star King Cult on Instagram
There’s something beautiful about the creature in the woods. But you can’t quite put your finger on it. It’s not its heartbeat (you can hear it), or the way it looms like a skyscraper (its ribcage protruding at the 23rd floor). Maybe its beauty comes from its face. But no, its brow casts a long shadow. You can only see its nose and chin …

Inside The 'Star King' Cult On Instagram, And The Man Pulling The Strings: Michael Perlin And The 3D Pharaoh Promoting '3 Magic Words'

Inside the Star King Cult on Instagram
Star King, what is the Instagram account @3magicwordsmovie? Child of the sun … To answer your question, you must look deep within yourself. For the knowledge—the spiritual insight obtained by such contemplation—is there … Go within your heart, and you will find a 3D-animated pharaoh named … Star King.

Pissmogging True Stories: ‘My Dad Installed A Urinal In Our House’

Man Behind ‘TheBurntPeanut’ Persona Actually Looks Like A Peanut IRL
Jake, 18, had school in the morning, but he couldn’t fall asleep. It was 11:30 p.m. on a Sunday, and the sounds of mechanical whirring and buzzing were keeping him up, coming from the other side of his bedroom wall.

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