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O.A. Carry

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O.A. Carry (Owen Carry) is a freelance: writer, researcher, and verifiable. He's formerly an associate editor at Know Your Meme, and has words in Slate and 404 Media. He owns two Kid Robot pieces. (One of them is a Ninja Town plushie.) He believes wholeheartedly that if you use enough exclamation points, it takes all of the tone out of what you're saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Recent Posts from O.A. CARRY

The Polycule's Girlfriend's Feet Are Cold, And Unfortunately, It's Blake's Turn To Warm Them

The Polycule's Girlfriend's Feet Are Cold, And Unfortunately, It's Blake's Turn To Warm Them
During this week’s Nor’easter that dumped over a foot of snow on New York City, polycule members James, Blake, Maggie, Mica, and Sebastian hit the sledding hill at their local Brooklyn park, not thinking of girlfriend Maggie’s low-top Adidas Sambas.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: February 24th, 2026

Report: The ‘Orlando Asian Mogger’ Has Been Challenged By The ‘Jacksonville Asian Mogger’

RedBugsLove also known as JamSTAR interview
On a recent livestream hosted by controversial Kick streamer Clavicular, 19-year-old Dick Eater was recognized by friends and family watching the stream at home.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: February 7th, 2026

The RedBugsLove Interview: Brain-Blasted By The 'Kid Genius' Also Known As JamSTAR

RedBugsLove also known as JamSTAR interview
There’s a room in Toronto that one kid, and every South Park plushie known to man, calls home. Literally. The kid barely leaves, and neither do they. Outside their door is a kitchen, bathroom, and a hallway, leading to a front door, but what’s the point of exiting it?

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: February 3rd, 2026

Children Only Fall Asleep To One Thing, Kai Cenat Reading, New Study Finds

Kai Cenat reading to a baby
In the sleepy Connecticut town of Chesterfield, new mother Cathrine says that her unruly two-year-old son Michael has a brain that fills the size of his skull and, if all goes well, both will grow together in the coming years.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: January 29th, 2026

Sneajer, Big Head Man Man, Alex Balita: Three Creators Worth Following, Slop Included

Sneajer, Big Head Man Man, Alex Balitaw
This piece is the second edition of a new monthly series highlighting strange internet creators. Read the first edition here.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: January 25th, 2026

The Jon Mud Interview: Mastermind Josh Clancy On The Alamo, AI And Folk Art

The Jon Mud Interview
At the end of a dirt road in between cornfields, there’s an apartment that looks like a factory. It’s basically Pee-wee’s Playhouse, except all of the furniture is from IKEA, and in the corner of your eye...

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: October 24th, 2025

The Ibo Eshak Interview: Catching Up With The Creepypasta Character And OG Hood Irony Admin

The Ibo Eshak Interview
Imagine you just downloaded Instagram and you're in middle school. What do you do next? For 14-year-old Ibrahim from Iraq, creating the account @cumcoochie was the logical first step.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: July 18th, 2025

The Azure4001 Interview: Leo Barrera On Instagram, Reposts And AI IShowSpeed

The Azure4001 Interview
Who I met on the phone challenged my opinions on face reveals, AI slop and the fear of death, as in, a meme page owner’s fear of getting deleted.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: July 18th, 2025

Shawn B, Thoro the Alien and MuckBoy27: Three Instagram Users Worth Following Off A Cliff

Shawn B Thoro the Alien and MuckBoy27
On a clear night, if you stare long enough (if you wish hard enough), a spaceship will cross in front of the moon. There’s an alien inside.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: June 1st, 2025

The Suit Is The Story: The Christopher Coleman Interview

The Suit Is The Story The Christopher Coleman Interview
Christopher Coleman gets dressed every day like everyone else. One foot at a time. One tie at a time. One suit at a time.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: May 12th, 2025

Blake Andrews On 'Horse Race Tests' And Reining It All In

Horse Race Tests Interview
Two horses are making out on your Twitter timeline. Another one, that's cyan-colored, is in the corner crying.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 24th, 2025

The Abusive Clown Stroking His Shit Interview

The Abusive Clown Stroking His Shit Interview
On a cold January night when we were all probably balding, I got to speak to the two admins of dopeclowncomics.com.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

Baby Alien, 'Most Dangerous Man On Instagram' Or 'Greatest Living American Artist?'

Baby Alien 'Most Dangerous Man On Instagram' Or 'Greatest Living American Artist?'
A video of Lois Griffin twerking is your rare Reels pull of the day. Its creator, Baby Alien, is somewhat prolific.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

The William Banks Party — Photos, Noise, Report

The William Banks Party Photos Noise Report
There's a spot between William Banks' eyebrows that, if laminated, slips, squeaks (just barely), then catches, like running your finger down a cardboard cutout.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: April 6th, 2025

Dr. Robotnik's Lobotomy: The Return Of Pingas And Why YouTube Poop Is Back

Dr. Robotnik's Lobotomy The Return Of Pingas And Why YouTube Poop Is Back
An interview with Twitter's Gabe and Cake who've led the charge in a YTP revival using the "Adam" voice.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: May 2nd, 2024

The Realeaterforever Interview: A Dialogue With The World's 'First Ethical Male Libra'

The Realeaterforever Interview
He's Instagram's biggest chiller, for now... Maybe his Hollywood career will take off before he reveals his face.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: February 17th, 2024

Instagram’s Tommy Swan Is The Only Food Reviewer Not Buying Food

The Realeaterforever Interview
My favorite food reviewer on Instagram is a guy named Tommy Swan and my favorite thing about him is that he doesn’t review food.

By O.A. CARRY FOR 65,000〡PUBLISHED: October 10th, 2023